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The best traditional pizza with mozzarella and provolone shredded from whole blocks and homemade marinara. Gluten-free, dairy-free, vegan, and vegetarian options.

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Traditional Appetizers

French Fries (Gluten-Free)

$3.95
Generous 12 oz portion of our delicious patio house fries. Lightly salted with our homemade to-die-for ranch or cocktail sauce. Other dipping sauces available. Fried in healthy rice bran oil which is less oily and has a neutral taste. It is heart-friendly, rich in Vitamin E, anti-inflammatory, lowers cholesterol, supports weight loss, and good for your complexion.
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Parmesan Herb Fries (Gluten-Free)

$4.95
Generous 12 oz portion of Parmesan herb fries. Served with herbs, spices, and our homemade to-die-for ranch or cocktail sauce. Other dipping sauces available. Fried in healthy rice bran oil which is less oily and has a neutral taste. It is heart-friendly, rich in Vitamin E, anti-inflammatory, lowers cholesterol, supports weight loss, and good for your complexion.
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Cheddar Cheese Fries (Gluten-Free)

$5.95
Generous 12 oz portion of our delicious patio house fries with fresh cheddar cheese. Lightly salted with our homemade to-die-for ranch or cocktail sauce. Other dipping sauces available. Fried in healthy rice bran oil which is less oily and has a neutral taste. It is heart-friendly, rich in Vitamin E, is anti-inflammatory, lowers cholesterol, supports weight loss, and is good for your complexion.
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Chili Cheddar Cheese Fries (Gluten-Free)

$6.95
Generous 12 oz portion of our delicious patio house fries, fresh cheddar cheese, and veg chili. Including our homemade to-die-for ranch or cocktail sauce. Other dipping sauces available. Fried in healthy rice bran oil which is less oily and has a neutral taste. It is heart-friendly, rich in Vitamin E, anti-inflammatory, lowers cholesterol, supports weight loss, and good for your complexion.
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Hash Browns (Gluten-Free)

$2.95
Two delicious hash brown patties. Lightly salted, served with our homemade to-die-for ranch or cocktail sauce. Other dipping sauces available. Fried in healthy rice bran oil which is less oily and has a neutral taste. It is heart-friendly, rich in Vitamin E, anti-inflammatory, lowers cholesterol, supports weight loss, and good for your complexion.
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Fried Mushroom Caps (Gluten-Free)

$4.95
Fresh whole mushrooms, hand battered in panko and almond milk. Served with our homemade to-die-for ranch, marina, or cocktail sauce. Other dipping sauces available. Fried in healthy rice bran oil which is less oily and has a neutral taste. It is heart-friendly, rich in Vitamin E, anti-inflammatory, lowers cholesterol, supports weight loss, and good for your complexion.
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Fried Artichoke Hearts (Gluten-Free)

$4.95
Fresh, hand battered artichoke hearts with our homemade to-die-for ranch, marina, or cocktail sauce. Other dipping sauces available. Fried in healthy rice bran oil which is less oily and has a neutral taste. It is heart-friendly, rich in Vitamin E, anti-inflammatory, lowers cholesterol, supports weight loss, and good for your complexion.
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Mozzarella Sticks

$4.95
Breaded mozzarella sticks with creamy mozzarella. Served with our homemade to-die-for ranch, marina, or cocktail sauce. Other dipping sauces available. Fried in healthy rice bran oil which is less oily and has a neutral taste. It is heart-friendly, rich in Vitamin E, anti-inflammatory, lowers cholesterol, supports weight loss, and good for your complexion.
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Fried Ravioli

$4.95
Breaded ravioli with ricotta filling. Served with our homemade to-die-for ranch, marina, or cocktail sauce. Other dipping sauces available. Fried in healthy rice bran oil which is less oily and has a neutral taste. It is heart-friendly, rich in Vitamin E, anti-inflammatory, lowers cholesterol, supports weight loss, and good for your complexion.
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Fried Pickle Spears

$4.95
Breaded pickle spears with a sliver of jalapeño. Served with our homemade to-die-for ranch or cocktail sauce. Other dipping sauces available. Fried in healthy rice bran oil which is less oily and has a neutral taste. It is heart-friendly, rich in Vitamin E, anti-inflammatory, lowers cholesterol, supports weight loss, and good for your complexion.
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Battered Onion Rings

$4.95
Breaded onion rings from whole onion and lightly seasoned. Served with our homemade to-die-for ranch, marina, or cocktail sauce. Other dipping sauces available. Fried in healthy rice bran oil which is less oily and has a neutral taste. It is heart-friendly, rich in Vitamin E, anti-inflammatory, lowers cholesterol, supports weight loss, and good for your complexion.
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Fried Bone-In Wings

$6.95 - $23.95+
Tasty and tender chicken wings served with our homemade to-die-for ranch, buffalo, or cocktail sauce. Other dipping sauces available. Fried in healthy rice bran oil which is less oily and has a neutral taste. It is heart-friendly, rich in Vitamin E, anti-inflammatory, lowers cholesterol, supports weight loss, and good for your complexion.
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Boneless Breaded Chicken Wings (Gluten-Free)

$6.95 - $23.95+
Boneless breaded chicken wings served with our homemade to-die-for ranch, buffalo, or cocktail sauce. Other dipping sauces available. Fried in healthy rice bran oil which is less oily and has a neutral taste. It is heart-friendly, rich in Vitamin E, anti-inflammatory, lowers cholesterol, supports weight loss, and good for your complexion.
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Vegetarian Fried Cauliflower Buffalo Wings

$4.95 - $16.95+
Battered cauliflower wings in hot buffalo sauce. Served with our homemade to-die-for ranch, buffalo, or cocktail sauce. Other dipping sauces available. Fried in healthy rice bran oil which is less oily and has a neutral taste. It is heart-friendly, rich in Vitamin E, anti-inflammatory, lowers cholesterol, supports weight loss, and good for your complexion.
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Vegan, Plant-Based Appetizers

Vegan French Fries (Gluten-Free)

$3.95
Generous 12 oz portion of our delicious patio house fries. Lightly salted with our homemade to-die-for ranch or cocktail sauce. Other dipping sauces available. Fried in healthy rice bran oil which is less oily and has a neutral taste. It is heart-friendly, rich in Vitamin E, anti-inflammatory, lowers cholesterol, supports weight loss, and good for your complexion.
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Vegan Paramasan Herb Fries (Gluten-Free)

$4.95
Generous 12 oz portion of vegan Parmesan herb fries. Served with herbs, spices, and our homemade to-die-for vegan ranch or cocktail sauce. Other dipping sauces available. Fried in healthy rice bran oil which is less oily and has a neutral taste. It is heart-friendly, rich in Vitamin E, anti-inflammatory, lowers cholesterol, supports weight loss, and good for your complexion.
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Vegan Cheddar Cheese Fries (Gluten-Free)

$5.95
Generous 12 oz portion of our patio house fries with vegan cheddar cheese. Lightly salted with our homemade to-die-for ranch or cocktail sauce. Other dipping sauces available. Fried in healthy rice bran oil which is less oily and has a neutral taste. It is heart-friendly, rich in Vitamin E, anti-inflammatory, lowers cholesterol, supports weight loss, and good for your complexion.
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Vegan Chili Cheddar Cheese Fries(Gluten-Free)

$6.95
Generous 12 oz portion of our patio house fries with vegan cheddar cheese and vegan chili. Including our homemade to-die-for ranch or cocktail sauce. Other dipping sauces available. Fried in healthy rice bran oil which is less oily and has a neutral taste. It is heart-friendly, rich in Vitamin E, anti-inflammatory, lowers cholesterol, supports weight loss, and good for your complexion.
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Vegan Hash Browns (Gluten-Free)

$2.95
Two delicious hash brown patties. Lightly salted, served with our homemade to-die-for ranch or cocktail sauce. Other dipping sauces available. Fried in healthy rice bran oil which is less oily and has a neutral taste. It is heart-friendly, rich in Vitamin E, anti-inflammatory, lowers cholesterol, supports weight loss, and good for your complexion.
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Vegan Mozzarella Sticks (Gluten-Free)

$5.95
Vegan mozzarella sticks hand breaded in panko and almond milk. Served with our homemade to-die-for ranch, marina, or cocktail sauce. Other dipping sauces available. Fried in healthy rice bran oil which is less oily and has a neutral taste. It is heart-friendly, rich in Vitamin E, anti-inflammatory, lowers cholesterol, supports weight loss, and good for your complexion.
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Vegan Cheddar Sticks (Gluten-Free)

$5.95
Vegan cheddar sticks hand breaded in panko and almond milk. Served with our homemade to-die-for ranch, marina, or cocktail sauce. Other dipping sauces available. Fried in healthy rice bran oil which is less oily and has a neutral taste. It is heart-friendly, rich in Vitamin E, anti-inflammatory, lowers cholesterol, supports weight loss, and good for your complexion.
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Vegan Fried Mushroom Caps (Gluten-Free)

$4.95
Fresh whole mushrooms, hand battered in panko and almond milk. Served with our homemade to-die-for ranch, marina, or cocktail sauce. Other dipping sauces available. Fried in healthy rice bran oil which is less oily and has a neutral taste. It is heart-friendly, rich in Vitamin E, anti-inflammatory, lowers cholesterol, supports weight loss, and good for your complexion.
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Vegan Fried Artichoke Hearts (Gluten-Free)

$4.95
Fresh, hand battered artichoke hearts with our homemade to-die-for ranch, marina, or cocktail sauce. Other dipping sauces available. Fried in healthy rice bran oil which is less oily and has a neutral taste. It is heart-friendly, rich in Vitamin E, anti-inflammatory, lowers cholesterol, supports weight loss, and good for your complexion.
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Vegan Fried Chicken Strips (Gluten-Free)

$6.95 - $12.95+
Vegan chicken sticks hand breaded in panko and almond milk. Served with our homemade to-die-for ranch, marina, or cocktail sauce. Other dipping sauces available. Fried in healthy rice bran oil which is less oily and has a neutral taste. It is heart-friendly, rich in Vitamin E, anti-inflammatory, lowers cholesterol, supports weight loss, and good for your complexion.
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Vegan Baked Cauliflower Wings (Gluten-Free)

$5.95 - $10.95+
Super healthy baked fresh cauliflower wings in hot buffalo sauce and spices. Served with our homemade to-die-for ranch, marina, or cocktail sauce. Other dipping sauces available. Fried in healthy rice bran oil which is less oily and has a neutral taste. It is heart-friendly, rich in Vitamin E, anti-inflammatory, lowers cholesterol, supports weight loss, and good for your complexion.
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Vegan Fried Cauliflower Wings (Gluten-Free)

$5.95 - $10.95+
Vegan cauliflower wings hand breaded in panko and almond milk. Served with our homemade to-die-for ranch, marina, or cocktail sauce. Other dipping sauces available. Fried in healthy rice bran oil which is less oily and has a neutral taste. It is heart-friendly, rich in Vitamin E, anti-inflammatory, lowers cholesterol, supports weight loss, and good for your complexion.
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Vegan Sampler Platter (Gluten-Free)

$10.95
Two of each vegan: chicken strips, mozzarella sticks, cheddar sticks, cauliflower wings, and mushrooms caps. Served with our homemade to-die-for ranch, marina, buffalo or cocktail sauce. Fried in healthy rice bran oil which is less oily and has a neutral taste. It is heart-friendly, rich in Vitamin E, anti-inflammatory, lowers cholesterol, supports weight loss, and good for your complexion.
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Salads

The Patio House Salad

$4.95 - $8.95+
Fresh mixed greens, tomatoes, carrots, black olives, cucumber, and red onion. Dressings include Ranch, Caesar, Bleu Cheese, or Balsamic Vinaigrette
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Caesar Salad

$4.95 - $8.95+
Fresh romaine lettuce, Caesar dressing, Parmesan cheese, croutons, and anchovies (upon request)
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Veggie Plate

$6.95
Fresh broccoli, carrots, cauliflower, cucumber, and celery, served with homemade hummus and ranch dip.
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Build Your Own Pizza

Chicago Deep Dish

$9.95 - $23.95+
Fresh made and hand rolled dough with cornmeal, baked the Old World Way for 45 minutes in our stone imported ovens! Includes our homemade marinara sauce with ten spices. Mozzarella and Provolone shredded from whole blocks - unlike most any other pizzeria. Made without sodium dioxide or sawdust that is in all shredded cheese. Worth the wait for a Chicago tradition!
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New York Style

$9.95 - $18.95+
Fresh made and hand rolled dough baked in our stone imported ovens! Includes our homemade marinara sauce with ten spices. Mozzarella and Provolone shredded from whole blocks - unlike most any other pizzeria. Made without sodium dioxide or sawdust that is in all shredded cheese.
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Vegetarian Cauliflower Crust (Gluten-Free)

$13.95
Enjoy eating pizza without the guilt! A vegetable-based cauliflower crust that tastes like a grain crust. Gluten-free, low carb, and easily digestible for late-night eating. Includes our homemade marinara sauce with ten spices. Mozzarella and Provolone shredded from whole blocks - unlike most any other pizzeria. Made without sodium dioxide or sawdust that is in all shredded cheese.
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Vegetarian Grain Crust (Gluten-Free)

$12.95
Enjoy eating pizza without the guilt! A grain-based crust that is gluten-free, low carb, and easily digestible for late-night eating. Includes our homemade marinara sauce with ten spices. Mozzarella and Provolone shredded from whole blocks - unlike most any other pizzeria. Made without sodium dioxide or sawdust that is in all shredded cheese.
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Vegan Italian Thin Crust

$11.95 - $21.95+
Fresh made and hand rolled vegan, plant-based dough baked in our stone imported ovens! Includes our homemade vegan marinara sauce with ten spices. Vegan, plant-based, non-GMO, gluten-free, nut-free, wheat-free, peanut/tree nut-free buffalo mozzarella, made from tapioca and coconut without soy that could interfere with digestion.
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Vegan Deep Dish

$11.95 - $26.95+
Experience one of the first in the nation, true vegan, plant-based deep dish! Fresh made and hand rolled dough with cornmeal, layered in vegan, plant-based buffalo mozzarella, baked the Old World Way for 45 minutes in our stone imported ovens! Includes our homemade vegan marinara sauce with ten spices.
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Vegan Cauliflower Crust (Gluten- Free)

$14.95
Enjoy eating pizza without the guilt! A vegan, plant-based cauliflower crust that tastes like a grain crust. Gluten-free, low carb, and easily digestible for late-night eating. Includes our homemade vegan marinara sauce with ten spices. Vegan, plant-based, non-GMO, gluten-free, soy-free, nut-free, wheat-free, peanut/tree nut-free buffalo mozzarella, made from tapioca and coconut.
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Pastas

Pleasy Mac N Cheesy

$6.95 - $12.95+
Awarded best mac n cheese by Flag Live! Fresh boiled noodles with cheese and spices. Offered vegan, traditional, and/or gluten-free
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Cavatappi

$11.95
Offered vegan or traditional
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Rotini (Gluten-Free)

$11.95
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Traditional Calzone

Calzone

$9.95
Our handmade, fresh baked calzone includes homemade marinara with ten spices, mozzarella, and ricotta. Individual toppings extra: $1.25 for regular toppings, $1.75 for premium toppings, plant-based toppings $2
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Vegan, Plant-Based Calzone

Vegan Calzone

$11.95
Our handmade, fresh baked calzone includes homemade marinara with ten spices, vegan buffalo mozzarella. Individual toppings extra: $1.25 for regular toppings, $1.75 for premium toppings, plant-based toppings $2
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Pizzas
Traditional Specialty Pizza

Badass Buffalo Chicken

$12.95 - $29.95+
Mozzarella, Homemade Marinara, Hot Buffalo Sauce, Onion, Grilled Chicken, Sliced Tomato, Roasted Garlic
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Backyard BBQ Chicken

$12.95 - $29.95+
Mozzarella, Homemade Marinara, BBQ Sauce, Grilled Chicken, Green Pepper, Onion, Tomato Chunks
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The BLT

$12.95 - $29.95+
Cheddar, Homemade Ranch Dressing, Bacon, Sliced Tomato, Crispy Greens
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Curse of The Billy Goat

$12.95 - $29.95+
Goat Cheese, Homemade Pesto Sauce, Onion, Artichokes, Roasted Garlic, Sliced Tomato
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The Diamondback

$12.95 - $29.95+
Mozzarella, Homemade Marinara, Italian Sausage, Pepperoni, Mushroom, Chunky Tomato
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Edgy Veggies

$12.95 - $29.95+
Mozzarella, Homemade Marinara, Green Pepper, Mushroom, Spinach, Roasted Garlic, Onion, Sliced Tomato, Fresh Basil
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Eggplant Parma-Karma

$12.95 - $29.95+
Mozzarella, Homemade Marinara, Ricotta Cheese, Eggplant, Spinach, Mushroom, Roasted Garlic
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The Lumberjack

$12.95 - $27.95+
Mozzarella, Homemade Marinara, Pepperoni, Italian Sausage, Canadian Bacon, Fresh Basil
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Hawaiian Aloha

$12.95 - $29.95+
Mozzarella, Homemade Marinara, Roasted Garlic, Canadian Bacon, Pineapple, Jalapeño
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Mafia Chicken Alfredo

$12.95 - $27.95+
Mozzarella, Feta Cheese, Homemade Alfredo Sauce, Onion, Spinach, Grilled Chicken, Roasted Garlic
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Margherita

$12.95 - $29.95+
Homemade Marinara, Mozzarella and Provolone Blend, Sliced Tomatoes, Roasted Garlic, Fresh Basil
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Planet Pluto-Nesca

$12.95 - $29.95+
Mozzarella, Homemade Marinara, Italian Sausage, Pepperoni, Mushroom, Chunky Tomato
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Southside Classic

$12.95 - $29.95+
Homemade Marinara, Mozzarella and Provolone Blend, Italian Sausage, Mushrooms, Onion, Green Pepper.
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Super Stoney Pepperoni

$12.95 - $29.95+
Homemade Marinara, Mozzarella and Provolone Blend, Pepperoni, Olives, Onion, Green Pepper, Organic Hemp Seeds (on request)
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Vegan Specialty Pizza

Vegan Backyard BBQ Chicken

$16.95 - $34.95+
Vegan: Mozzarella, Homemade Marinara, BBQ Sauce, Grilled Chicken, Green Pepper, Onion, Tomato Chunks
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Vegan Badass Buffalo Chicken

$16.95 - $34.95+
Vegan: Buffalo Mozzarella, Homemade Marinara, Grilled Chicken, Hot Sauce, Homemade Ranch Dressing, Onion, Sliced Tomato, Roasted Garlic
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Vegan BLT

$16.95 - $34.95+
Vegan: Cheddar, Homemade Ranch Dressing, Bacon, Sliced Tomato, Crispy Greens
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Vegan Curse of The Billy Goat

$16.95 - $34.95+
Vegan: Goat Cheese, Homemade Pesto Sauce, Artichokes, Roasted Garlic, Onion, Sliced Tomato
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Vegan Diamondback

$16.95 - $34.95+
Vegan: Buffalo Mozzarella, Homemade Marinara, Italian Sausage, Pepperoni, Mushroom, Chunky Tomato
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Vegan Edgy Veggies

$16.95 - $34.95+
Vegan: Buffalo Mozzarella, Homemade Marinara, Mushroom, Green Pepper, Onion, Spinach, Roasted Garlic, Sliced Tomato, Basil
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Vegan Eggplant Parma-Karma

$16.95 - $34.95+
Vegan: Buffalo Mozzarella, Homemade Marinara, Almond Ricotta, Eggplant, Spinach, Mushroom, Roasted Garlic
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Vegan Hawaiian Aloha

$16.95 - $34.95+
Vegan: Buffalo Mozzarella, Homemade Marinara, Sliced Tomato, Fresh Basil, Roasted Garlic
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Vegan Lumberjack

$16.95 - $34.95+
Vegan: Buffalo Mozzarella, Homemade Marinara, Pepperoni, Italian Sausage, Bacon, Fresh Basil
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Vegan Mafia Chicken Alfredo

$16.95 - $34.95+
Vegan: Buffalo Mozzarella, Homemade Alfredo Sauce, Grilled Chicken, Spinach, Onion, Roasted Garlic
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Vegan Margherita

$16.95 - $34.95+
Vegan: Buffalo Mozzarella, Homemade Marinara, Sliced Tomato, Fresh Basil, Roasted Garlic
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Vegan Planet Pluto-Nesca

$16.95 - $34.95+
Vegan: Buffalo Mozzarella, Homemade Marinara, Artichokes, Capers, Kalamata Olives, Fresh Basil, Sliced Tomato, Roasted Garlic
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Vegan Southside Classic

$16.95 - $34.95+
Vegan: Buffalo Mozzarella, Homemade Marinara, Mushrooms, Italian Sausage, Onion, Green Pepper
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Vegan Super Stoney Pepperoni

$16.95 - $34.95+
Vegan: Buffalo Mozzarella, Homemade Marinara, Pepperoni, Olives, Onion, Green Pepper, Roasted Garlic, Organic Hemp Seeds
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Desserts

Cheesecake Slice (Plant-Based, Gluten-Free)

$4.95
Our award-winning, homemade cheesecake is dairy-free, soy-free, gluten-free, and nut-free. Made with coconut and tapioca. Served with a seasonal fruit reduction and fresh coconut or dairy whip cream (upon request).
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Cherry Cobbler (Plant-Based, Gluten-Free)

$9.95
A generous portion of homemade, plant-based, gluten-free, cherry cobbler! Serves 4. Served with choice of coconut or dairy whipped cream (upon request).
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Apple Cobbler (Plant-Based, Gluten-Free)

$9.95
A generous portion of homemade, plant-based, gluten-free, apple cobbler! Serves 4. Served with choice of coconut or dairy whipped cream (upon request).
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Double-Layered Chocolate Cake (Plant-Based)

$3.95
Fresh baked, homemade, plant-based, double-layered chocolate cake with plant-based chocolate icing! Served with coconut or dairy whipped cream (upon request).
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Chocolate Chip Cookie Pie (Plant-Based)

$7.95
Fresh baked, homemade, plant-based chocolate chip cookie pie!
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Fudge (Plant-Based, Gluten-Free)

$2.95
Fresh made, plant-based, gluten-free fudge! Peanut butter or chocolate varieties available. One piece for $2.95
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Rice Crispy Treat (Plant-Based, Gluten-Free)

$1.95
Freshly made rice crispy treat, made with crispy rice and plant-based marshmallows.
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Drinks
Bottles and Cans

St. Pauli

$3.50
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Arrogant Bastard

$4.00
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Heineken

$4.00
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Juice

Jumex

$3.00
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Apple and Eve

$3.00
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Shots

INFUSE Vodka

$5.00
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Elderberry Liquor

$5.00
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Hard Tea and Lemonade

Twisted Tea

$3.50
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Energy Drinks

Mtn Dew Game Fuel

$4.00
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Sodas

Pepsi

$2.00
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Bubly

$2.00
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$0.01
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SPECIALS

Ribs, Asparagus, Mashed Potatoes

$13.95
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Vegan Waffles

$7.95
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Meatball Sandwich & Fries

$10.95
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Meatball Dinner

$13.95
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V. Pluto Nesca Pasta

$13.95
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Gnocci & Ragu

$13.95
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Tagliatelle

$13.95
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Polenta

$13.95
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Pizza Fries

$6.95
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