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The best traditional pizza with mozzarella and provolone shredded from whole blocks and homemade marinara. Gluten-free, dairy-free, vegan, and vegetarian options.

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Traditional Appetizers

French Fries

$3.95
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Parmesan Herb Fries

$4.95
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Cheddar Cheese Fries

$5.95
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Chili Cheddar Cheese Fries

$6.95
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GF Hashbrowns

$2.95
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GF Fried Mushroom Caps

$4.95
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GF Fried Artichoke Hearts

$4.95
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Mozzarella Sticks

$4.95
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Fried Ravioli

$4.95
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Fried Pickle Spears

$4.95
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Beer Battered Onion Rings

$4.95
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Wings

$6.95 - $23.95+
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Boneless GF Chicken Wings

$6.95 - $23.95+
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Vegitarian Fried Cauliflower Buffalo Wings

$4.95 - $16.95+
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Salads

The Patio House Salad

$4.95 - $8.95+
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Caesar Salad

$4.95 - $8.95+
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Veggie Plate

$0.00
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Father's
Hamm's

Hamm's .50

$0.50
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Hamm's .01

$0.01
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Pastas

Mac N Cheese

$6.95 - $12.95+
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Ravioli

$11.95
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Lasanga

$0.00
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Rotini

$0.00
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Linguini

$0.00
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Penne

$0.00
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Angel Hair

$0.00
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Tagliatelle

$0.00
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Traditional Calzone

Calzone

$0.00
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Traditional Pizza

Personal Deep Dish

$12.95
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Regular Deep Dish

$21.95
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Giant Deep Dish

$29.95
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GF Cauliflower Crust 10

$17.95
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GF Grain Crust 10

$16.95
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Individual NY 10

$12.95
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Small NY 12

$15.95
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Medium NY 14

$18.95
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Large NY 16

$22.95
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Giant NY 18

$27.95
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Traditional Slices

Deep Dish Slice

$4.95
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New York Slice

$4.95
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Traditional Speciality Pizzas

Margherita

$12.95 - $29.95+
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Southside Classic

$12.95 - $29.95+
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Lumberjack

$12.95 - $29.95+
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Super Stony Pepperoni

$12.95 - $29.95+
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Diamondback

$12.95 - $29.95+
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Planet Pluto-Nesca

$12.95 - $29.95+
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Curse of the Billy Goat

$12.95 - $29.95+
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Hawiian Aloha

$12.95 - $29.95+
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Edgy Veggie

$12.95 - $29.95+
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Mafia Chicken Alfredo

$12.95 - $29.95+
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Backyard BBQ Chicken

$12.95 - $29.95+
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Badass Buffalo

$12.95 - $29.95+
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Eggplant Parma-Karma

$12.95 - $29.95+
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BLT

$12.95 - $29.95+
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Vegan Appetizers

Vegan French Fries

$3.95
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Vegan Paramasan Herb Fries

$4.95
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Vegan Cheddar Cheese Fries

$5.95
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Vegan Chili Cheddar Cheese Fries

$6.95
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Vegan GF Hashbrowns

$2.95
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Vegan GF Mozzarella Sticks

$5.95
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Vegan GF Cheddar Sticks

$5.95
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Vegan GF Fried Mushroom Caps

$4.95
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Vegan GF Fried Artichoke Hearts

$4.95
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Vegan GF Fried Chicken Strips

$6.95 - $12.95+
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Vegan GF Baked Cauliflower Wings

$5.95 - $10.95+
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Vegan GF Fried Cauliflower Wings

$5.95 - $10.95+
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Vegan GF Samplet Platter

$10.95
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Vegan Calzone

Vegan Calzone

$0.00
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Vegan Pizza

V Personal Deep Dish

$16.95
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V Regular Deep Dish

$27.95
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V Giant Deep Dish

$34.95
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V Cauliflower Crust 10

$19.95
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V Individual NY 10

$16.95
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V Small NY 12

$20.95
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V Medium NY 14

$23.95
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V Large NY 16

$27.95
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V Giant NY 18

$31.95
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Vegan Slices

V New York Slice

$5.95
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Vegan Specality Pizzas

V Margherita

$16.95 - $34.95+
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V Southside Classic

$16.95 - $34.95+
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V Lumberjack

$16.95 - $34.95+
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V Super Stony Pepperoni

$16.95 - $34.95+
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V Planet Pluto-Nesca

$16.95 - $34.95+
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V Badass Buffalo

$16.95 - $34.95+
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V Curse of the Billy Goat

$16.95 - $34.95+
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V Hawiian Aloha

$16.95 - $34.95+
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V Edgy Veggie

$16.95 - $34.95+
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V Mafia Chicken Alfredo

$16.95 - $34.95+
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V Diamondback

$16.95 - $34.95+
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V Eggplant Parma-Karma

$16.95 - $34.95+
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V BLT

$16.95 - $34.95+
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Desserts

Cheesecake

$4.95
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Cherry Cobbler

$9.95
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Chocolate Cake

$3.95
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Chocolate Chip Cookie Pie

$7.95
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Fudge

$2.95
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Rice Crispy

$1.95
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Carrot Cake

$4.95
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Drinks
Beers on Tap

$0.25

$0.25
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$0.50

$0.50
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$1

$1.00
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$2

$2.00
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$3

$3.00
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$4

$4.00
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$5

$5.00
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$6

$6.00
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$10

$10.00
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$12

$12.00
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$18

$18.00
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Wine

Wine Glass

$0.00
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Wine Bottle

$18.00 - $28.00+
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Wine Spritzers

White Claw

$4.50
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Truly

$4.50
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Blossom Bros

$4.50
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Bottles and Cans

Pizza Port Amber Ale

$4.00
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Pizza Port Swami's IPA

$6.00
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Modern Time Sour Fruitlands

$4.00
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Mother Road Kolsch

$5.50
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Mother Road Tower Station

$6.00
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Mother Road Lost Highway

$5.50
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Coors Light

$4.00
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Coors Banquet

$4.00
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Budwiser

$4.00
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Bud Light

$4.00
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Miller Light

$4.00
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Miller High Life

$4.00
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Michelob Ultra

$4.00
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Hamm's

$2.00
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Old Style

$2.00
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PBR

$3.00
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Rolling Rock

$3.00
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Sierra Nevada Torpedo

$3.50
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Peroni Italiana

$4.00
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Blue Moon

$4.50
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Guinness

$4.50
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Corona

$3.50
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Modelo

$3.00
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Dos Equis

$4.00
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Sol

$3.00
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Ace Cider

$4.00
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Angry Orchard

$4.50
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Omission Lager

$4.50
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Omission IPA

$4.50
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Belgium Glutiny

$4.50
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Cocktails

Hard Ginger-Cucumber Lemonade

$6.00
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Satan's Brew Hard Kombucha

$8.00
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Satan's Brew Sweet Kombucha

$8.00
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Rum and Coke

$6.00
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Vodka Redbull

$6.00
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Screwdrive

$6.00
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High Country Breeze

$6.00
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Tequila Sunrise

$6.00
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A.M.I.L.F.

$9.00
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White Russian

$9.00
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Bloody Mary

$9.00
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Moscow Mule

$9.00
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Long Island Iced Tea

$9.00
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Hottie Tottie

$5.95
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Juice

Apple Juice

$3.00
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Orange Juice

$3.00
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Cranberry Juice

$3.00
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Gatorade

$3.00
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Bai

$4.00
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Almond Milk

$3.00
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Growler Special

Domestic Growler

$12.00
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Imported Growler

$20.00
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Shots

Jack Daniel's Whiskey

$5.00
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Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey

$5.00
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Coconut Rumhaven

$6.00
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Baily's Almond Milk On The Rocks

$6.00
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Baily's On The Rocks

$6.00
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Pomegranate Liqueur

$6.00
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Smirnoff Vodka

$4.00
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Ketel One Vodka

$6.00
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Ketel One Citroen

$6.00
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Crown Royal

$6.00
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El Jimador Tequila

$5.00
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Hard Tea and Lemonade

Arnold Palmer Spiked Tea

$4.00
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John Daly's Hard Tea

$4.00
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Mike's Hard Lemonade

$4.00
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Natural and Flavored Water

Smart Water

$3.00
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Life Water

$3.00
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San Pellegrino

$3.00
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Bubly

$3.00
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Aquafina

$2.00
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Vita Coconut Water

$3.50
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Coffee, Tea, Hot Cocoa

Coffee of the Day

$2.00
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Starbucks

$4.00
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Organic Black Tea

$2.00
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Organic Green Tea

$2.00
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Organic Ceremonial Grade Matcha

$4.00
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Arizona Tea

$3.00
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Pure Leaf

$3.50
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Hot Chocolate

$2.50
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Energy Drinks

Monster

$2.50
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Rockstar

$2.50
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Red Bull

$3.50
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Healthy Brews

Yerba Mate

$4.00
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Brew Dr. Kombucha

$5.00
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Satan's Brew Kombucha

$5.00
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Ginger-Cucumber Lemonade

$4.00
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Sodas

Fountain Drink

$2.50
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Stubborn

$3.00
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Bundaberg Ginger Beer

$3.00
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2-Liter Bottle

$2.50
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